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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2004|11:21 pm]
Oooh, neat-o. I murdered Orlando Bloom with my favorite weapon. Maybe this will proove to the world that he is truly fugly.
What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
OnDecember 3, 2013
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2004|10:54 pm]
The guy who created this quiz is a genious.
Stupidpoet in Control Ought Delete
In this heart-stopping travesty, [info]stupidpoet (Salma Hayek) is an ex-soldier with a libido to kill. She promises to track down [info]littleego (Jane Seymour) before her archenemy, [info]emuerin (Angelina Jolie), harms her. To the detriment of many peripheral characters, she brings down a secret stronghold, just as the opening credits finish. The hi-jinks that follow are well worth watching.
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2004|01:11 pm]
[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |"Eggman" ~Beastie Boys~]

I love the Beastie Boys.  If you don't have Paul's Boutique, then you officially suck.

 

Lyrics to my favorite Beastie Boys song, Eggman. )
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2004|12:39 pm]
[Current Mood | nerdy]
[Current Music |"The Red" ~Chevelle~]

A list of phobias. )</p>
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(no subject) [Mar. 8th, 2004|09:07 am]
Stolen from littleego.

boys night out
Boys Night Out is writing your life story! You may
sound like a sweet child, but you're really a
ticking time bomb. a sharp tongue with a knack
for making people love you with your infectious
charm.


Which Band Is Writing Your Life's Story?
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Next four stolen by xnicolexrosex.

Here are [info]stupidpoet's most trusted friendsWho are your most trusted friends?

Here are [info]stupidpoet's least trusted friendsWho are your least trusted friends?

Here are [info]stupidpoet's most trusted nonfriendsWho are your most trusted nonfriends?

Here are [info]stupidpoet's least trusted nonfriendsWho are your least trusted nonfriends?
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2004|01:20 pm]
[Current Mood | ecstatic]
[Current Music |"Smells Like Teen Spirit" ~Nirvana~]

With the lights out

It's less dangerous

Here we are now

Entertain us

I feel stupid

And contagious

Here we are now

Entertain us

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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2004|02:25 pm]
xfall 98%
echoinemptiness 94%
youngndopeless 91%
xsillylillyx 88%
flid 86%
dustyheart 83%
echoinemptiness 81%
efil4zaknupome 80%
ticket_stub 80%
amarettolime 72%
How compatible with me are YOU?
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2004|08:26 pm]
guinness
You're a Pint of Guinness!


What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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DesireDarkness
Darkness. You Truly Desire Darkness. You wish
everyone around you was either dead, or
worshipping you. To you, life is not a gift,
but a punishment. You have no consideration for
others and do as you please.

PLEASE RATE


What Do You Truly Desire? *PICS*
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pummel
Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to
pummel your opponent to death with your fists
and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some
power still eludes you. I can give you this
power, I can make you stronger, join me.



How would you Murder?
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Schroeder
You are Schroeder!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2004|06:10 pm]
Bloody hell, I love this quiz...

Littleego in Little Power
[info]littleego (Brittany Murphy) has no one to blame but herself, and she knows it. Little does she know that her lovely boyfriend is the subject of childish derision, and [info]stupidpoet, her cousin (Tobey Maguire), is showered with compliments when he discovers that pi is a rational number in base pi. [info]xsamantha (Lacey Chabert) arranges a set of colourful pens. Needless to say, everybody smiles anyway.
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Littleego in Little Power
[info]littleego (Maggie Smith) has a reputation for rigging elections. Taking a decidedly ugly turn, her perceived supremacy is faring only as could be expected, and [info]stupidpoet, her primary informant (Arnold Schwarzenegger), is complicating things with his own agenda. [info]xsamantha (Whitney Houston) re-invented a costly solution, though the plot is obscured by the biggest coverup of them all.
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Littleego in Little By Little
Abounding with what's right about love, this playful account, set in a sixty-four cubic-metre underground box, tells the story of partners, [info]stupidpoet (Billy Crystal) and [info]littleego (Courteney Cox), who find themselves becoming closer when a destructive catalyst has been dreamed up by [info]littleego's cruel boss, [info]xsamantha (Jennifer Garner). People with taste are feeling driven from this movie at the drive-in.
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Littleego in Little By Little
Alight with passion, this very romantic tale, set in a spacestation orbiting Earth, depicts partners, [info]stupidpoet (Tom Welling) and [info]littleego (Katie Holmes), who find themselves subject to malice after a chance meeting has been dreamed up by his sneaky rival, [info]xsamantha (Emilie François). The two star-crossed lovers use the strength of celebrity-themed puzzles to overcome their obstacles.
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Littleego in Short People with Tall Stories
In this thrill-per-minute masterpiece, [info]littleego (Natalie Portman) is an ex-informant with a pet squirrel. She must get to [info]stupidpoet (Daryl Sabara) before the seemingly innocent [info]xsamantha (Michelle Trachtenberg) captures him. After a quick snack, she blasts into the haunted fortress under false pretenses. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.
Produced by ianiceboy


Littleego in Short People with Tall Stories
In this edge-of-your-seat kill-fest, [info]littleego (Angelina Jolie) is a Canadian secret agent with a less than relevant background. She promises to find [info]stupidpoet (Mark Wahlberg) before her foe, [info]xsamantha (Gwyneth Paltrow), captures him. With guns blazing, she sneaks into an underground facility, twenty-two days too late. The killing doesn't stop until you turn it off in disgust.
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2004|05:36 pm]
Kaija-Jaye and Chris Cornell
  • Secretly had a handful of beautiful children.
  • Pretend to watch television for the foreseeable future.
  • Have already picked out trendy names for servants.
  • Make a difference.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy


INFRINGE
Infringe.

If You Were A Quiz Result What Quiz Result Aspect Would You Be? (with pics)
Brought to you by Ianiceboy.

LiveJournal userinfo for stupidpoetstupidpoet in five years
Occupation: Sanitary Manager
Prized possession: An edible spouse.
Favourite film: Jurassic Park 4: The Lost Plot
Age difference: One month older due to time travel.
LiveJournal Blurty Neither
Fully coded by He made this!ianiceboy
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2004|08:04 pm]
And click here. )
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2004|05:35 pm]
[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |"Get Me Outta Here" ~Jet~]

I'm so happy today and I actually know why.  It's not the fact that I like Thursdays, because I was born on a Thursday you know.  No, you didn't know.  Well, now you know.  Yes.  Anyway, everything went unusually well today.  Sabrina told me that Dusty wants to ask me out although I'm not really sure if it's true or not.  I don't think he even knows I exist but it still makes me happy because of the possibility... 

 

Happy, happy, joy, joy!  I don't remember ever feeling this happy in my life.  It sure makes up for yesterday when I heard that Laura was pregnant.  She and I used to hang out all the time in junior high and last year she ran away.  She was living with an abusive father and an alcoholic mother so I understood why she couldn't take it anymore.  And I hadn't heard from her since.  Apparently on Tuesday, Laura all of the sudden showed up at Jill's house and told her the news and she is going to go through with it.  Jill told me yesterday and I about died of shock and grief.  Then when I got home from my Wednesday volunteer work, I found that she left me a message so I dialed her number and we talked for an hour.  We're going to see each other on Saturday, I can't wait!  I wonder what she looks like and I forgot to ask her how far along she is.  I'm basically on a happy high.  Too bad we can't smoke together on Saturday like we used to because...you know, pregnancy stuff... 

 

I'm leaving this journal entry public because I want as many people as I can to know that I'm actually happy.  Oh yeah, and I cheated the music industry and burned Amanda's Jet CD, it's amazing!

Love, peace, and Froot Loops,

Kaija-Jaye

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I love goofy pictures. Nice facial hair, James! [Feb. 2nd, 2004|08:01 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |Metallica]

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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2004|01:17 pm]

So I decided to change my background to a black and white picture so it would be easier to read my test.  This picture is better than the last one anyway.

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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2004|01:05 pm]
No, gray does not look okay.  Maybe this color...
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2004|01:04 pm]
I've decided to use a bold gray for right now.  Does it look okay?
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2004|01:03 pm]

Or this color?

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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2004|12:52 pm]

Should I use this color?

Or this color?

I love red.

Gray is sexy.

Salmon Pink...

This color is badass.

Green Day.

Is yellow too bright?

Maybe a lighter orange will do.

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I am a whore for these things... [Jan. 5th, 2004|05:01 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |Mest]

What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
Your band name is:Dark Eyes
You sound like:Saves the Day
You will be signed to:Saddle Creek Records
Your emo lyrics are:"Don't make me hate you anymore than I can already"
Name:
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What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents thinkYou're too sensitive
Strangers thinkYou're smart
Friends thinkYou smell really bad
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New Years Resolution Maker by Corpgirl
I
Resolve ToGive Up Harry Potter
BeforeJuly 11, 2038
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Hmm, something's not right...
Gay or Not Gay? by tashay17
LJ Name
Favorite Color
Gay or Not Gay?Gay... very gay
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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say"It's like lightning struck. My hair stood on end and I wet myself afterwards."
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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingYou like being peed on.
Your Sexual StrengthYou can last forever!
Your Sexual WeaknessYou're stiff & mechanical.
Your Likely STDYou won't get tested. SLUT!!
How Many Partners in Crime?10
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Who are your Celebrity Parents? by opp_girl_4_tp
Your Name
Your MomPenelope Cruz
Your DadAaron Carter
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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:December 11, 2015
Number attending your funeral?163
How much will you leave to friends and family?$2,098,053
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Whats Your Embarrasing Pet Name by floratia
Username
In a Relationship
NameHuggy Bear
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Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:Eva Braun
If not then you were:A tree
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2004|04:31 pm]
I stole this from a shitload of people who did this...

Tim Armstrong. Not bad, not bad at all...
Your rockstar husband by girl_rotten
Username
HusbandTim Armstong of Rancid
Wedding DayMay 8, 2029
Number of Kids7
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