In this heart-stopping travesty, stupidpoet (Salma Hayek) is an ex-soldier with a libido to kill. She promises to track down littleego (Jane Seymour) before her archenemy, emuerin (Angelina Jolie), harms her. To the detriment of many peripheral characters, she brings down a secret stronghold, just as the opening credits finish. The hi-jinks that follow are well worth watching.
Darkness. You Truly Desire Darkness. You wish everyone around you was either dead, or worshipping you. To you, life is not a gift, but a punishment. You have no consideration for others and do as you please.
Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to pummel your opponent to death with your fists and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some power still eludes you. I can give you this power, I can make you stronger, join me.
littleego (Brittany Murphy) has no one to blame but herself, and she knows it. Little does she know that her lovely boyfriend is the subject of childish derision, and stupidpoet, her cousin (Tobey Maguire), is showered with compliments when he discovers that pi is a rational number in base pi. xsamantha (Lacey Chabert) arranges a set of colourful pens. Needless to say, everybody smiles anyway.
littleego (Maggie Smith) has a reputation for rigging elections. Taking a decidedly ugly turn, her perceived supremacy is faring only as could be expected, and stupidpoet, her primary informant (Arnold Schwarzenegger), is complicating things with his own agenda. xsamantha (Whitney Houston) re-invented a costly solution, though the plot is obscured by the biggest coverup of them all.
Abounding with what's right about love, this playful account, set in a sixty-four cubic-metre underground box, tells the story of partners, stupidpoet (Billy Crystal) and littleego (Courteney Cox), who find themselves becoming closer when a destructive catalyst has been dreamed up by littleego's cruel boss, xsamantha (Jennifer Garner). People with taste are feeling driven from this movie at the drive-in.
Alight with passion, this very romantic tale, set in a spacestation orbiting Earth, depicts partners, stupidpoet (Tom Welling) and littleego (Katie Holmes), who find themselves subject to malice after a chance meeting has been dreamed up by his sneaky rival, xsamantha (Emilie François). The two star-crossed lovers use the strength of celebrity-themed puzzles to overcome their obstacles.
In this thrill-per-minute masterpiece, littleego (Natalie Portman) is an ex-informant with a pet squirrel. She must get to stupidpoet (Daryl Sabara) before the seemingly innocent xsamantha (Michelle Trachtenberg) captures him. After a quick snack, she blasts into the haunted fortress under false pretenses. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.
In this edge-of-your-seat kill-fest, littleego (Angelina Jolie) is a Canadian secret agent with a less than relevant background. She promises to find stupidpoet (Mark Wahlberg) before her foe, xsamantha (Gwyneth Paltrow), captures him. With guns blazing, she sneaks into an underground facility, twenty-two days too late. The killing doesn't stop until you turn it off in disgust.